Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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