these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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