whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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