Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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