So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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