I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Hippo gnu deer
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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