did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Two words: blizzard sex
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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