I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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