i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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