thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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