He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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