You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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