also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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