Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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