i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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