I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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