her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Dick very happy bro
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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