we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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