The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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