Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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