i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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