What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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