The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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