on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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