hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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