I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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