I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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