and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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