I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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