Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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