I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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