maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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