Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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