I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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