I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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