Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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