i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
That accounts for only three of the penises
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
