you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm at about main and main street
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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