The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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