He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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