Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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