Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
