how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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