Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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