What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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