i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...