i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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