Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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