There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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