i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
