Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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