I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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