They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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