hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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